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The Lich King's "O Face"
Its Glorious! Congrats to Walfurion's 10man (Team Drama) on finally downing the unknown villain named "The Lich King"... Whoever that is!
 Posted on 04 Mar 2010 by Kaelant
News? Whats that???
Well hello there! I kinda forgot about you for awhile! The Beatdown Brigade has been extremely busy thats for sure!! I have lots and lots of updates to do!
Lets see... The last update was December 18, 2009. That wasn't really an update though...
2010 has been good to The Beatdown!
January 7, 2010 - Festergut down!
January 10, 2010 - Rotface down!
Unknown Date - Council down! (It was suppose to be a wipe!)
I don't have any pictures of the kills, but heres what it basically looked like:
Be Jealous!
OK! Now that those are out of the way! Its time for some recent updates:
Everyone likes a little ooze to the face every once and a while! We finally had enough of our addiction and decided to take down the Good Professor.
Putricide down on February 18, 2010!
Look at da picture 'mon!
You guys need to spread out more...
Picture of Biolysis because he cries when he has to pass out loot. (Hes never in any of the pictures)
Last but certainly not least! As of tonight (February 22, 2010) we down or wait.. *saved* Valithria Dreamwalker!!
INC! Blood-Queen Lana'thel and Sindragosa!!
Posted on 21 Feb 2010 by Kaelant
It just occured to THE Thunderpyle....
"No one said shit about the Beatdown five year!"
"That's right jerks.... 5 years (and some change) ago, a bunch of dudes half of you don't even know fired up the old battle wagon and formed this creamy dream team we call Beatdown Brigade. So for you all you suckers out there who continue to keep our dream alive, thanks for greasing the wheels of awesomeness and continuing to show the rest of the pretenders in this game just what a real guild is all about!"
"Peace out bitches!" -THE Thunderpyle
Also don't forget the new update down below!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 18 Dec 2009 by Kaelant
BONE STORM, Lady Lich that won't shutup, OMG JETPACKS, and Darth Vadar
Hey look at this! Its an extremely late post! Woohoooooo!
Looks like Icecrown Citadel came out on December 8th and the BB crew tried to go get some. To say the least the instance wouldn't really let us. Something about Cannot laugh additional instances and lots of randomly dying on Orgim's Hammer.
Despite that BB decided to go into ICC later that week and did they wreck havoc! All four bosses down: Marrowgarr, Lady Deathwhisper, The Gunship Battle, and Deathbringer Saurfang.
Grats to all of BB's members! Looks like you guys will be farming those 4 bosses for quite some time. The Plagueworks don't come out for a long time!
Picture: 
Posted on 18 Dec 2009 by Kaelant
Oh Ya!
We killed Faction Champs not too long ago... Ummm... Yay! I'll post more later... in like 2 months or something whenever Trespasser decides to give me the picture.
So I leave you with this:
Posted on 25 Nov 2009 by Kaelant
Hear Ye - Hear Ye
The lords of Beatdown have informed me that we have opened recruiting for some small roles in our raids!
The classes we are recruiting are:
Holy/Disc/Both Priest
Hunter
Whew! That took too long to type!
If you think you have the necessary skills or looks to join Beatdown then: head to our forums, read the sample application, USE that sample application, and apply!
Good Luck!
Posted on 27 Oct 2009 by Kaelant
The Wal-furion Speaks:
"We all thought we had skills from that tribute, but boy we were wrong...
WE ARE FUCKING INSANE!" -Wal-Furion
"stfu, lets just go!" - Ochun
Posted on 15 Oct 2009 by Kaelant
Wait... What Happened?
I have nothing to say.
Fuck You Jaraxxus. Fuck You
Posted on 13 Oct 2009 by Kaelant
Spreading Ass while Disconnecting may lead to unexpected side-effects!
He commands and we shall obey! It seemed like a bad idea at the time but it all worked out in the end. Boy were we sore in the morning!
After many many nights of trying to kill the four beasts of Tirion's Magical Zoo of Mind Blowing Techniques (Now open on Fridays. Kids under 14 get in free. That means you Venom/Greentotem/Bourk/Guun/etc...). WE finally got the bastards! That's right! One good night of no disconnects, no Kelrik, no retardation (that goes along with no Kelrik), and just plain shutting up and focusing we finally killed them! It was like taking candy from a baby... If the baby were actually four huge beasts that had snobolds throwing firebombs, worms that spit acid and fire, and a giant wookie that had freezing breath... Grats to the Beatdown Brigade for finally doing something progressive (not that damn auto-insurance)!
Picture:
Oh also you fools don't have anything on Audiology
Posted on 09 Oct 2009 by Kaelant
Walf the savior of the World... Of Warcraft with the help of Team Drama.
WalF’s group of robots that are programmed to get shit done has well… gotten shit done! There have been many rumors of a “Living” Constellation that has come to analyze the level of systemic corruption (that means you mofos) that could possibly destroy Azeroth. Damn you Yoggy. After defeating the smooth-talking constellation they received their Reply-Code Alpha that would save our Azeroth! They should have received the Reply-Code Beta for being such bad asses or would that be Beta-Alpha... Anyways! Congrats to WalF’s 10man group for defeating Algalon the Observer! Pretty Pictures: 
Video:
Youtube- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efxy77y35xc
Direct Download- http://www.filefront.com/14556173/BB_vs_Algalon.wmv/
WalF: "I'm pleased like you make WalF Happy!"
Posted on 17 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Tonight Is The Night For Glorious… Glory!
When the clock struck 10 The Beatdown Brigade would have began their battle to actually start some hard-modes in the Trial of the Grand Crusader Instance. Alas, Skullcrusher was down the whole day and came online at around 10:30. SO! When the clock struck 10:30 The Beatdown Brigade began their ferocious battle to gain access to the Trials of the GRAND Crusader.
I have not mentioned any our kills in the Trial of the Crusader Instance because well… Let’s be honest. They aren’t much to brag about. Even when you are totally doing the boss wrong you can still kill them… Easily. Anyways, here is all the news for Normal Trials of the Crusader
-Tiron Fordring: “Let the games begin!”
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Secrets Of Ulduar, Battle Rezes, And A Big Group Hug
Small, Medium, and Extra-Large. Talk about a pain in the ass. After many many tries, many different strat changes, and some help from Brutehoof’s FaceMace we finally found out the Secrets to Ulduar! The secret seems to be a mixture of The Hulk and Japanese suicide bombing. I thought it would be a little more than that but that’s about it. Some secrets we learned from this fight though are to not let an amazing PvP Druid battle rez a tank in phase3 and a big old group hug without the hunters just gets everyone’s juices flowing.
Just don’t let Biolysis near your livestock afterwards unless you want the most glorious animal in the history of man besides the Chupacabra. Congrats to Beatdown on your “I Choose You, Steelbreaker” achievement!
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Your Buddy “In The Mountains” With His Hawt Tentacle
Beatdown stumbled into Thorim’s lovely and very decorated “Arena Game”. It didn’t really look that entertaining to me. It was five dudes fighting a worm. Sometimes nothing was even going on!
Beatdown knew that Sif was a freak in the sack because for some reason she always talked about the japanese tentacle anime shows. You can thank Sacer (Dilligas) for that info. Sacer told us about that little information.
Beatdown had to get our best friend Thorim away from her. She was too much of a freak for him and he deserves better than that. Thorim didn’t want to let go of her so for some reason. Thorim thought it was in his best interest to try to have a gang bang with Beatdown. Half the raid agreed but then the other half didn’t because they didn’t want to lose their virginity like that. Crazy Hobbits. So we had to beat the sense back into Thorim. Later realizing that Sif was actually a tentacle…
Talk about awkward for a certain someone.
Congrats to Beatdown on “Lose your Illusion” achievement!
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
True Love, A Lot of Ice With A Side of Low Framerate Plz.
I found a passage from someone’s… Diary? This may get a little weird.
*Kuzz’s Diary – August 24 – Title: They Just Don’t Understand Me =( *
“I have found myself today… It wasn’t as I expected. I feel like I am not myself anymore since some new recruits have arrived. They are all so… young. I was incomplete… Now… I have seen the light in my true love’s eyes… Greentotem… How I love you with all my heart but I must keep this a secret. If THE Beatdown Brigade were to find out I would be cast aside like a sick cat in a thunderstorm. I found out I loved you, Greentotem, when we defeated Hodir in less than 3 minutes to get our “I Could Say That This Cache Was Rare” achievement. When you screamed “Yes!!” in vent and then I looked into your avatar’s eyes. I found you and you shall forever be mine. My love… Greentotem…” *End Passage*
Ya… Umm… Anyways! Congrats Beatdown on your achievement!
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
WalFurion’s Leatherjacket Club Shows Beatdown
They Don’t Mess Around With The Weak.
WalFurion’s band of hoodlums weren’t looking for riches or fame (ok maybe a little fame). No sir they weren’t. They were looking beyond those temporary satisfactions. They wanted the taste of the OoOooOO so sweet 310% Rusted Proto-Drakes. They’re tasting the good life now that’s for sure. Congrats to most of WalF’s team on getting their “Glory of the Ulduar Raider (10 player) achievement on August 20! Watch out for your herbs, mining nodes, and your back. They are coming for them!
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Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Who Says Multi-tasking while Driving Is Hard?
On the morning of August 19, After Beatdown was done fooling around with the new easy bosses of Trial of the Crusader. They decided it was time to take down The Fearsome Car O’ Doom (which has a very sexy voice may I add) with its four towers of fire, life, lightning, and ice also known as the achievement “Orbit-uary”. Vyktory was Beatdown’s as they stood beside the steaming pile of broken parts known as Flame Levitation. Trespasser forgot his camera so there is no picture of this glorious event but here is a shiny picture of the achievement! OooOOoo Ya you can touch it.
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Mace + Momentum + Big Face = Legendary Mace!!
Congrats to Brutehoof for acquiring his Val’anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings and congrats to Beatdown for actually getting a legendary this expansion unlike the last expansion. This just proves that we can get a legendary when you don’t have to wait for it to drop… sort of…
Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
Mic Check - Now Where Were We?
There are many many many things to cover since our last update. June 25? Seriously? So a new raiding instance has come out and some bosses got their asses handed to them. Let’s start from the bottom and work our way up to the most recent shall we!  Posted on 04 Sep 2009 by Kaelant
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels comes out of hiding to celebrate!
I guess it's true what they say: "Birds of a feather do flock together." He breaks hearts, we break hearts. Apparently, it's what we do... We at the Beatdown Brigade would like to thank Shawn Michaels for personally sending us this photograph of him in mid-celebration upon hearing the news of our XT-002 hardmode achievement. Though there is some skepticism on whether this is merely a public relations ploy to get back in the limelight. Either way, major grats to those who officially became heartbreakers late Tuesday evening.
Just as you thought we fell off the face of Azeroth...
Though the Beatdown Brigade has been quiet as of lately, choosing to take a seat in the shadows, not partaking in their usual acts of tom-foolery, does not mean they have not been diligent in their grind through Ulduar. Slowly but surely, one boss at a time they made there way to the bitter end, only to come face to face with this supposed "God of Death." We were told to bow down, but bow down we did not! We prevailed with great succes, having done the entire duration of the fight a man short. Major props to those who contributed to yet another milestone for the Beatdown Brigade.
Sartherion the Onyx Guardian and what army?
The Beatdown Brigade's 25 man raiding crew took out Sartherion the Onyx Guardian and his fleet of drakes late last week. It was a good clean fight, both sides came out with poise and tact, but nevertheless only a short time later there was a victor remaining. Well 25 of them to be exact... Grats to all who attended and helped accomplish this difficult task.
A Beatdown Brigade 10 man decides to stop dying
You never would have thought that the Beatdown Brigade would decide to stop dying, but apparently it's true. The above screenshots seem to capture and prove a moment that would otherwise be thought of as impossible. Who would have guessed that only two weeks later we would 8 man this achievement?
Nothing like severe child slavery...
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